New Hampshire just joined the list of states allowing gay marriage, after a quick trip through the legislature and a world-record-breaking signing by the governor. 

And yet, Wisconsin has somehow lost its progressive way on this issue.  2006 was the sad year in which Wisconsin legalized discrimination, both legally and morally.  It's time to fix this. Let's try again.  Let's keep trying until we get it right.

Can someone please explain what penis pumps have to do with national security?

Penis enlargers and constricting rings to maintain erections can be seized at U.S. borders, U.S. regulators said Thursday, citing inadequate safety labels.
So watch out all you Wisconsin-Canadian border crossers!

 

This may be one of the strangest tales I have ever brought to the table, Gentle Reader, and yet one of the most fundamental in describing the birth of our Bill of Rights...and most especially the Fourth Amendment.

As many of you know, the new FISA compromise may or may not allow warrantless wiretapping of American citizens on a wholesale scale.

Something you may not know is that a similar debate raged in England (centered around the right of Government to seize the papers of whomever they chose, and use the papers as evidence against those persons) during the reign of King George III—or that it involved scandalous sexual behavior, Benjamin Franklin, the 18th Century version of blogging, and two men who decided to take on the corruption of the Crown...and won.

And because of all that, we have a Fourth Amendment today.

Ready for a tale of liberty and ribaldry?

Then let’s plunge right in, shall we?

So you live in 18th century England, you’re rich...and kind of bored.

What is a gentleman to do?

Bush insanity watch   ThinkProgress caught Chris Matthews' reaction to President Bush's claim that there are 36 nations with troops on the ground today in Iraq. And we're curious too. What the hell is the president talking about? Which countries are these? There are two countries with a real troop presence in Iraq: the US and the UK. And the Brits make up only a tiny fraction of the overall 'coalition' force. Early on there were Spanish, Italians, Poles and a lot of other countries -- not with a lot of troops but with enough to give some token international participation. But pretty much all of those countries have left now.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67fzS3qgeRY

I know in the past the White House used to inflate these numbers by including token commitments from former US Pacific Islands protectorates. Ten guys from Micronesia. Three mechanics from the Solomon Islands.

Action alert on the next war Call the Capitol switchboard at 202-225-3121. We need to let our representatives know that Bush cannot attack Iran. GW will not go away quietly as his disastrous term comes to an end. I think most of us believe Iran is the next target on Bush and Cheney’s to-do list. Kristol, the equally insane Ledeen (read this madness) and all his Neocon, warmongering pals are pushing the White House at every moment to make the attack happen. Adam Doster has some new information on plans to attack. Here’s the Timesonline piece. Glenn Greenwald writes about the bomb Iran happy Washington Post’s attacks on Mohamed ElBaradei, the head of the International Atomic Energy Agency whom Hiatt labels “the Rogue Regulator.” Go read Arthur Silber

Now the president is asking Congress for another $50 billion for the War in Iraq, which he will almost certainly be diverting to the attack on Iran….read on

The best so far Countdown’s #1 story on its special 9/11 edition was some of Keith Olbermann’s best work to date. In this clip, he runs down the astonishing and outrageous list of Bush administration lackeys who, instead of being demoted or fired for their failures surrounding the September 11th attacks and the subsequent invasion and occupation of Iraq, were promoted and awarded medals for those failures. Keith ends the segment with the two main figures who haunt the memory of 9/11 — George Bush and Osama bin Laden. video_wmv Download (4551) | Play (6025) video_mov Download (1959) | Play (3543) (Read the rest of this story…)

This is America? Law school dean fired for liberal ‘political views.’ About a week ago, the new law school at the University of California at Irvine hired Erwin Chemerinsky, a well-known constitutional scholar, as the school’s inaugural Dean. But yesterday, Michael V. Drake, Irvine’s chancellor, fired him, “saying that he had not been aware of how Chemerinsky’s political views would make him a target for criticism from conservatives.” Chemerinsky confirmed his firing to the Wall Street Journal today:

You have no remaining credibility about Iraq, sir. Keith Olbermann’s Special Comment tonight is without a doubt, one of his hardest hitting and most emotional to date. Keith absolutely lays waste to President Bush’s lies and rhetoric about the surge. He contrasts his callous disregard for the truth and the troops between his six hour photo op in Iraq and the interview with Draper released this weekend. This video is a must-see, hold on to your hats.

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Pants down watch Does it seem like there’s a new Republican scandal in the news every single week? Well, that may be because there is: Following the GOP Scandals, 2007 edition.
GOP gets its marching orders for the next war Interesting Times: “Instructions” (yes, that was the word used) from the Office of the Vice-president to roll out a campaign for war with Iran in the week after Labor Day
Time to write your senators: U.S. Military Censors ThinkProgress ThinkProgress is now banned from the U.S. military network in Baghdad. Recently, an avid ThinkProgress reader — a U.S. soldier serving his second tour in Iraq — wrote to us and said that he can no longer access ThinkProgress.org. The error message he received:
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But even the President of the United States
Sometimes must have
To stand naked.
-- Bob Dylan
Ed. Note -- I'm in that video somewhere. I've watched it a couple times and I couldn't see it - but I must be in that big flurry of people at the end.
How my other senator spends his time Looks like the diplo
matic mission to Hong Kong spearheaded by Senator Herb Kohl (D-Bucks) has paid off, and Yi Jianlian is going to play for Milwaukee after all. My God, but Kohl is such a total waste in the Senate.
As of today it's been 2,172 days since the president said he would get Osama bin Laden "dead or alive."   As Dr. Phil would ask: How's that workin' for ya?

Day 1.  On August 29, 2005, as George Bush displayed a lovely birthday cake he'd baked for John McCain, a giant category-3 fetus was terrorizing abortion clinics in New Orleans.  FEMA head Michael Brown, drawing on his vast experience in disaster management as former head of the Arabian Horse Association legal department, responded swiftly and surely:

Coup and counter coup It seems that a Frank Gaffney front organization published an article calling on President Bush to engineer a coup to make himself president for life, while Martin Lewis at the Huffington Post put out the call for General Pace and the Joint Chiefs to engineer a coup against the Bush administration.

I'm gonna go way out on a limb and say that neither of these are very good ideas. Meanwhile, Jamie Malanowki's new novel The Coup, involves a more clever (and funnier) method of toppling the incumbent. I do wonder sometimes what would happen if Bush did something really crazy like just call up the Joint Chiefs one day and order a preventive nuclear first strike (all the GOP contenders say it should be considered) on Iran without congressional authorization. Does the military follow that order?

Once again, Obama is the sensible one  Another outbreak of sanity from Obama sure too raise profound questions about whether he's ready to be president.  From the AP ...
Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama is leaping into the long-running Cuba debate by calling for the United States to ease restrictions for Cuban-Americans who want to visit the island or send money home.

Obama’s campaign said Monday that, if elected, the Illinois senator would lift restrictions imposed by the Bush administration and allow Cuban-Americans to visit their relatives more frequently, as well as ease limits on the amount of money they can send to their families.

Excellent court ruling! 

Slightly dated news, but still interesting. As always: no original reporting here. --RKing

Michelle Obama Speaks You listen… video_wmv Download (2434) | Play (3095) video_mov Download (1126) | Play (1864)

Grrrl Power. Eighty-seven years ago today, on August 18, 1920, the 19th Amendment to the Constitution---which would give women the right to vote---was ratified. It took the menfolk a mere 134 years to get their asses off the couch and make it a reality. Now if you'll just take out the garbage and fix the leak in the bathroom you might get some nookie.

Profiles in courage. A couple of folks died recently who deserve a fond goodbye toast. Photographer Joe O'Donnell was best known for capturing the moment when John Kennedy, Jr. saluted his father's coffin. But his most important photos were those he took---without the military's knowledge---of Hiroshima and Nagasaki in 1945. He later became a strong activist against nuclear weapons.

82nd Airborne blasts Bush Today, champions of the Bush administration's Iraq policy suffered another indignity with a powerful NYT op-ed from seven infantrymen and noncommissioned officers with the 82nd Airborne Division, who will soon be returning home frustrated and jaded. Joe Klein said the troops' piece "puts to shame -- and shame is the appropriate word -- all the Kristol, McCain, Lieberman, Pollack and O'Hanlon etc etc cheerleading of the past two months." I think that's exactly right. From the op-ed:

Viewed from Iraq at the tail end of a 15-month deployment, the political debate in Washington is indeed surreal. Counterinsurgency is, by definition, a competition between insurgents and counterinsurgents for the control and support of a population. To believe that Americans, with an occupying force that long ago outlived its reluctant welcome, can win over a recalcitrant local population and win this counterinsurgency is far-fetched. As responsible infantrymen and noncommissioned officers with the 82nd Airborne Division soon heading back home, we are skeptical of recent press coverage portraying the conflict as increasingly manageable and feel it has neglected the mounting civil, political and social unrest we see every day. [...]

Given the situation, it is important not to assess security from an American-centered perspective. The ability of, say, American observers to safely walk down the streets of formerly violent towns is not a resounding indicator of security. What matters is the experience of the local citizenry and the future of our counterinsurgency. When we take this view, we see that a vast majority of Iraqis feel increasingly insecure and view us as an occupation force that has failed to produce normalcy after four years and is increasingly unlikely to do so as we continue to arm each warring side. [...]

In the end, we need to recognize that our presence may have released Iraqis from the grip of a tyrant, but that it has also robbed them of their self-respect. They will soon realize that the best way to regain dignity is to call us what we are -- an army of occupation -- and force our withdrawal.

In sum, I shall Kick Global Ass  Fred Kaplan offers a comprehensive analysis of Rudy's ridiculous Foreign Affairs article.
Stupid Dem of the Day: Gov. Jim Doyle (D-Wi) The NYT carried a story on Lakes Superior, Huron, and Michigan approaching record low levels. That is not news to those visiting or living on the shores. Something is happening to our most precious resource.  Billions of gallons of Great Lakes water is being wasted. Its the equivalent of a leak in a balloon. What are we doing about it? Not much. In fact Lake Michigan is not on the governor's radar screen. Ominous silence on the BP plan to dump more toxic waste into the lake in Indiana and no effort to pass the Great Lakes Compact. Untreated sewage still pours into Lake Michigan and Waukesha County wants to take Lake Michigan water despite the consequences.
Things I think I know  When General Patraeus’s report comes out in a month, the White House, Secretary of Vengeance Joe Lieberman and much of the media will agree that things are good enough that we need to stay there to make them gooder, but bad enough that we have to stay there to keep them from getting badder. A cheerleader from a serious conservative think tank will write an op-ed for the Washington Times using the word gooder.

When a Republican candidate makes a mistake, it's a "misstatement." When a Democratic candidate makes a mistake, it's a "critical blunder that has jeopardized the campaign by alienating voters in the swing states."  I know, because I read it in the papers and see it on TV all the time.

Being heterosexual is a choice made on a child’s fourth birthday. I know this thanks to the Freedom of Information Act.

For the foreseeable future, mortgage is a four letter word.

The "War on Christmas" starts today---three months early---so we can catch Bill O’Reilly off guard. Happy Holidays, Ferretface!

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