"In the [60 Minutes] interview, Bush said popularity is not his goal. Well, I thought, mission accomplished."
"President Bush watched the hanging of Saddam Hussein. He said he was not pleased with how the Iraqis executed Saddam Hussein. The Iraqis fired back, 'Yeah? We're not pleased with the way you executed the war.'" --David Letterman
"The good news is last night President Bush finally admitted he's made mistakes in Iraq. The bad news is he's planning to make the same mistakes again."
"President Bush also said that all the military commanders who have looked at his plan say it will work. That's because all the ones who said it wouldn't work aren't military commanders anymore." --Jay Leno